Nurse Knows all about you

For my boy in his 6″ white heels, of course. He came into the nurse’s office naked, except for those spike heels. The heels, as always, had made his penis very big and hard. So of course, we had to drain it for him.

We had him lay on the table and hooked him up to the fucking machine. I fastened the pump intake to his penis, and started the program. The pump began pumping and the fucking machine began massaging his prostate. The other nurses danced around, naked except for their garter belts, stockings, and spike heels.

The fucking machine speed increased, and fluid began to flow down the tube toward the sperm sample container. One of the nurses sat on his face.

Next thing you know, it was all over. We had our sperm sample. And we had gotten rid of those fluids that were causing pressure to be built up in his sex organs, which had been distracting him from whatever he would have been doing otherwise. Job well done, nurses!

Go look at this page, or just play with it here, and then call me.

I will put on my nurse’s cap to show you this graphic of sex and manipulation. The height of the condoms is based on the price within country, which is also related to the level at which it is taxed.

Although the article says it is “offensive” to draw conclusions about penis length from the apparent length of the condoms depicted, I see it as silly, something obvious they should have considered when making the graphic in the first place, especially when they added that juvenile “size matters” link to the full-size pic.

The story

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I got an email from a guy I had never heard of before. He had clicked the “respond without paying” button on a $5 payment mail, instead of paying it of course. The only text was:

“do u know what i do ?”

Now, I think that was kind of cryptic, don’t you?

I just had to respond.

Why, have you forgotten? Let us use logic to try to solve the problem for you.

You clearly are not doing phone sex on the Niteflirt platform with this membername. You have not paid the payment mail, so I would guess that you are at the same time intensely curious but mind-numbingly frustrated by the fact that you cannot buy the things you wish to have. Probably you are working for a living and feeling the economic crunch. In fact, you may very well be working two jobs, trying to make ends meet. I know some guys do become flirts, some who are under the impression that they will get extra money from women who will call them, while others are willing to do gay phone sex to support their own phone sex habits.

The fact that you think there is some way I ought to know what you do must be an important clue. Perhaps you are taking calls on Keen as a psychic, and have forgotten that most people do not think they should just know these things about people they have not met.

That must be it. You take calls on Keen as a psychic.

So how are things, Vizzini?

Svetlana

I sent it pay per view.

I made this recording a long time ago. It was only available on Niteflirt as a recorded listing, and was rather lost there. I have rewritten and rerecorded it with vastly improved sound effects. Feel free to request the sound effect of the milking machine during a call.

Yeah, the guy with the blackmail pictures on the Mistress’s site is back. He is back, and the photos have apparently never left. Kind of makes you go “hmm…” eh?

He’s got some pretty funny videos on on rude.com now. They are worth starting an account there just to watch them.

But that is not really what I am writing about. I am writing because he has a castration fantasy. He would like to have not only his balls removed, but also his cock. As I am a fantasy fetish nurse, this is something that I would like to do for him. It is my specialty.

This story is for you, Ross.

That he is gay. he had no idea until a few days ago in the gym. There he was sitting on the bench after his shower. Another guy, a big, hairy guy, walked up to him, dropped his towel and told him to kiss his cock.

Well of course he did. Because he is gay. He looked at that cock with a sense of beauty and wonderment that he had never experienced in the presence of women. The fact is that he has a teeny weenie peenie that wasn’t designed to pleasure a woman anyway. He has always known he was meant to suck cock, he just never allowed himself to become aware of it.

I could tell just by the sound of his voice, and I’m sure that anyone who meets him can tell, too, especially that guy who told him to kiss his cock.

What to do about it? Next time he sees that big, hairy guy in the gym, better let him know you want to suck his cock.