Seeing as how I’m a good atheist, I’ve always been willing to talk about religion and how it impacts your sex life. But I finally had a call from a guy who was looking for religious humiliation.

I’m not talking about that email wanker on Niteflirt who wants the girl to insult Islam—while he is actually Catholic. That guy has emailed me repeatedly but never called.

This guy wanted me to insult religion in general, with “fuck this” and “fuck that”. Lots of “fuck that”s. Lots of blasphemy. Lots of fun. The theme I picked was “masturbation”. You don’t just want to masturbate, you need to masturbate. They want to keep you from masturbating in order to control you and get more money out of you. Fuck that. Fuck them. Fuck whatever they say and believe in.

Yeah, he loved it, and it was fun for me, too.

Is religiously-based guilt about masturbation taking the fun out of those wanking sessions? Call me!

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