Poor guy. The nurse was going through his records, and it turned out he was behind on his shots. Or maybe the records had merely been misplaced. But in any case, something had to be done. The Nurse is a stickler for details, and this wouldn’t do. Regardless of why the records were incomplete, he was going to have to get some shots. A lot of them.

Not only that, but it had also been too long since the nurse had given him a physical. As she is very exacting, she insists on giving employees physicals herself. For one thing, she likes to collect data for her own private medical experiments. It can never hurt to collect samples of bodily fluids or insert cameras into bodily orifices, now can it?

Ok, so that’s the fantasy they call medical fetish, and a lucky caller got to live that out today. Not only that, but another caller who called for a 5 minute hand job lesson ended up doing 17 minutes while I fed him the details of a trip to the Nurse’s office. I think he needs to come in for a checkup himself.