New services for those of you in need of bad advice!
Cats: Sex Therapy|I should really hang out here more often. Here I’ve had news about my services and I forgot to announce them.
You see, what happened on Niteflirt is that there is now a ‘girl’, a phone sex operator playing the role of a “Licensed Sex Therapist”. She is not, but eh…
It occurred to me that it would be ideal to counter her by making listings promoting myself as an “Unlicensed Sex Therapist”.
I would never pretend to dispense legitimate advice. I only give out really bad advice in order to control, manipulate, and abuse you. I really do not care whether you benefit from my wisdom or are destroyed by my bad advice.
| Sex Toys | Unlicensed Sex Therapist puts on her strap-on! |
| Anything Goes | Unlicensed Sex Therapist tells you you are GAY!! |
| Financial Domination | Unlicensed Sex Therapist takes all your money! |
| Lesbian/bisexual | Unlicensed Sex Therapist seduces your wife! |
| Spanking | Unlicensed Sex Therapist will spank you! |
| Anal Sex | Unlicensed Sex Therapist gets out her strapon! |
| Sex | Unlicensed Sex Therapist makes house calls! |
| Oral Sex | Unlicensed Sex Therapist trains your mouth! |
| Housewives | Unlicensed Sex Therapist makes you her housewife! |
| Feminization | Unlicensed Sex Therapist makes you her sissy bitch |
| Foot and Shoe | Unlicensed Sex Therapist will crush your balls! |
| Leather and Latex | Unlicensed Sex Therapist wears a PVC uniform! |
| Girls Next Door | Unlicensed Sex Therapist a naughty girl next door! |
| Role Playing | Unlicensed Sex Therapist gives really bad advice! |
I had a lot of fun writing these listings. I’ve had calls from guys looking for all kinds of bad advice, including sissy losers who were confused about their sexuality. I bet they were even more confused when they got done talking to me!
Better call now!
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