I don’t know what it is, but something about the naughty unlicensed sex therapist seems to be touching a chord with the fellas. I had a call this evening from a guy who was looking to make some improvement in his behavior. Like so many men who come to visit the unlicensed sex therapist, he is a slacker, badly behaved. He has never had any particular luck in relationships, and he was wondering if regular spankings might help.

You bet they would. Of course we would need to make a behavior plan, just like they do for little kids in school. But that’s all right. It’s probably about the same maturity level. You track their behavior against the plan and mete out punisments or rewards. The only difference is, the big boys get spanked hard, sometimes until they cry. I wouldn’t want it to be so light that it didn’t remain a reminder of what they should and should not be doing.

You need to visit my office soon. I know that because Nurse knows you.

You know it, too.