Nurse Knows all about you

I got an email from a guy I had never heard of before. He had clicked the “respond without paying” button on a $5 payment mail, instead of paying it of course. The only text was:

“do u know what i do ?”

Now, I think that was kind of cryptic, don’t you?

I just had to respond.

Why, have you forgotten? Let us use logic to try to solve the problem for you.

You clearly are not doing phone sex on the Niteflirt platform with this membername. You have not paid the payment mail, so I would guess that you are at the same time intensely curious but mind-numbingly frustrated by the fact that you cannot buy the things you wish to have. Probably you are working for a living and feeling the economic crunch. In fact, you may very well be working two jobs, trying to make ends meet. I know some guys do become flirts, some who are under the impression that they will get extra money from women who will call them, while others are willing to do gay phone sex to support their own phone sex habits.

The fact that you think there is some way I ought to know what you do must be an important clue. Perhaps you are taking calls on Keen as a psychic, and have forgotten that most people do not think they should just know these things about people they have not met.

That must be it. You take calls on Keen as a psychic.

So how are things, Vizzini?

Svetlana

I sent it pay per view.

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