Once again I must don my Public Health nurse’s cap and take a stand against people who are trying to destroy natural, normal sexual relations in this country (and this world!), like a fetish nurse has nothing else to do with her time.

But here goes: for those of you who have been dying to take on the role of Abstinence Educators and teach the tricky subject of Abstinence in places like church Sunday school, day camp, and public schools, this is the opportunity for you.

An intrepid reporter with this very motivation figured out what it would take (a payment to a website to take a “test”), took the test without even reviewing any materials, and passed. She is now a “Certified Abstinence Educator”—and you can be, too!

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