Poor sucker. Masturbated a few times and it killed him. Quite the cautionary tale.

french paper from 1844 about the evils of masturbation

It just goes to show you how gullible people can be. And we here at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline are ready to exploit that gullibility. By the time that our males are ready to be released again, they will be so convinced that they cannot live without being controlled by a woman that, well, they will have no choice but to follow her orders for the rest of their lives.

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