Nurse Knows all about you

For those of you who are not Niteflirt members, flirts (of which I am one) can send payment mail to customers. Customers can read a payment request mail and view the contents before deciding to pay. I use that for things like wishlists, because if they’re not shoppers they may find it easier just to send me a tribute. There are also “pay-to-view” emails, where the customer gets to view only a description before paying. My stories and mp3′s are set up as pay-to-view emails which can be purchased through Niteflirt.

Flirts can use a bulk mail feature to send these mails to everyone on their customer list or to only some customers. Some flirts abuse this and send out multiple mails every day. I prefer to let my customers decide what they want to buy by viewing my pages.

I woke up to find 5 bulk emails of the spam variety in my Niteflirt inbox from a flirt I had never heard of. The title of all of them was

“be lucky to see that , call yourSelf A sugarBitch and be proud to enjoy that movie,”

which besides being incomprehensible, is kind of weird, since “sugarBitch” is definitely not something I call myself. Since my specialty of late seems to be castration, I doubt many of my customers would see me as that, either. I suppose that a 1 in 5 chance of actually getting the video might be considered “luck” by some….

He had clicked at least one of my buttons (the Pathetic Male Game), which put me on his mailing list. So he decided that I would want to see a video of him playing with his pathetic weewee enough to spend $23.99 on a video of just that.

The problem was that the mails were sent up wrong. The first two were pay-to-views ror $20. There was no video attached. The third actually had the video attached, and was priced at $23.99. The last two were payment requests, with the message text “email the King if u like that ! ,”

Did I say I find it annoying when flirts spam me? Although I do think it’s funny that someone would not care that his customers would know he couldn’t set up payment mails properly and only got it right 1 out of 5 times.

I sent an email giving the project a FAIL rating.

He sent me back a reply:

dont tell me what is good or bad:) im better than u trust me /

and about those payments is niteflirt who mess all

thankx for warning

Uh, right. Niteflirt’s fault you fucked up. Sure. At least I know how to spell and make ptv’s that work. And had a huge night selling them without having to spam other flirts.

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