So these two have become addicted to the sound of my voice, and called many times, enriching me, but at the same time keeping me from getting much sleep.

Niteflirt is a funny place. When a girl does a lot of transactions, her position gets bumped up so she is more visible, which means that, at least for a while, she ends up getting calls from customers who have never seen her before. This passes, and she will start to normalize again.

So besides these guys, I’ve been having some fucking weird callers lately. One guy called for a 2 minute castration. You don’t get more self-destructive than that. Seriously, I only had time to pull out one of his testicles. We were cut off before I could finish the job and sew him up. I would, of course have removed the extra loose skin of his scrotum. Who needs a ballsack when he has no balls? I wonder if he visited a virtual emergency ward to take care of the problem…

Another caller wanted to know what the room behind my examining room was. He asked if I took the naughty boys there, and I said yes.

He wasn’t helping me at all with where he wanted the fantasy to go, and I was damned tired. It was like 4:00 am. Then he asked me what I did with the naughty boys, I told him I cut off their balls. I guess that wasn’t what he wanted to hear.

Oops.

They did finally admit that the problem wasn’t that he was having sex all the time. No, it had to do with porn or masturbation.

So first of all, I would question whether the term used should even be “sex” addiction. I think there is a huge difference between having so much sex with people that it interferes with living your normal life and masturbating. Because, it is normal to masturbate sometimes.

They’re not going to give us numbers here, of course. But I wonder how often they think is too much. I know I occasionally hear a guy say he masturbates 4 times a day. Guys like that, if you ask them how much they would masturbate if they had nothing else to do, would say, all the time, but it would just be sitting around playing with their cock while watching porn. But is that too much?

There was one guy who said he might masturbate 50 times a day sometimes. He even claimed he would have sex that often. I don’t think he was addicted, I think he was delusional.

So how much is too much? When does a bad habit become elevated to an addiction, when somebody has enough money to pay for rehab? Does the doctor have a new boat now?

I think that most guys with nothing to do will end up masturbating a lot, anyway. Having a woman controlling their orgasms will lead to much more satisfaction for them.

Are you just a compulsive wanker, or are you a sex addict? Svetlana has all kinds of advice for you, much of it very bad. You know I would only ever be a positive influence in your life. A force for the good. You need to call me now.