They did finally admit that the problem wasn’t that he was having sex all the time. No, it had to do with porn or masturbation.

So first of all, I would question whether the term used should even be “sex” addiction. I think there is a huge difference between having so much sex with people that it interferes with living your normal life and masturbating. Because, it is normal to masturbate sometimes.

They’re not going to give us numbers here, of course. But I wonder how often they think is too much. I know I occasionally hear a guy say he masturbates 4 times a day. Guys like that, if you ask them how much they would masturbate if they had nothing else to do, would say, all the time, but it would just be sitting around playing with their cock while watching porn. But is that too much?

There was one guy who said he might masturbate 50 times a day sometimes. He even claimed he would have sex that often. I don’t think he was addicted, I think he was delusional.

So how much is too much? When does a bad habit become elevated to an addiction, when somebody has enough money to pay for rehab? Does the doctor have a new boat now?

I think that most guys with nothing to do will end up masturbating a lot, anyway. Having a woman controlling their orgasms will lead to much more satisfaction for them.

Are you just a compulsive wanker, or are you a sex addict? Svetlana has all kinds of advice for you, much of it very bad. You know I would only ever be a positive influence in your life. A force for the good. You need to call me now.

If you call the spanking listing, I’m sure it must mean that you have done something very bad, for which you must be punished. Nurse will certainly find an excuse to punish you, to spank you until your bottom is pink with red stripes.

But it’s not just a matter of punishment alone. We need to provide you with a punishment that has some staying power, and a good red-bottom spanking can be just what you need to jump start your motivation to work on your behavioral plan.

Nurse Svetlana just had a spanking play call, and she and her client had a lot of fun.

You see, what happened on Niteflirt is that there is now a ‘girl’, a phone sex operator playing the role of a “Licensed Sex Therapist”. She is not, but eh…

It occurred to me that it would be ideal to counter her by making listings promoting myself as an “Unlicensed Sex Therapist”.

I would never pretend to dispense legitimate advice. I only give out really bad advice in order to control, manipulate, and abuse you. I really do not care whether you benefit from my wisdom or are destroyed by my bad advice.

I had a lot of fun writing these listings. I’ve had calls from guys looking for all kinds of bad advice, including sissy losers who were confused about their sexuality. I bet they were even more confused when they got done talking to me!

Better call now!