I’m a little suspicious, since everything isn’t original. The garlic in particular does not look hundreds of years old, now does it?

Gizmodo story

They did finally admit that the problem wasn’t that he was having sex all the time. No, it had to do with porn or masturbation.

So first of all, I would question whether the term used should even be “sex” addiction. I think there is a huge difference between having so much sex with people that it interferes with living your normal life and masturbating. Because, it is normal to masturbate sometimes.

They’re not going to give us numbers here, of course. But I wonder how often they think is too much. I know I occasionally hear a guy say he masturbates 4 times a day. Guys like that, if you ask them how much they would masturbate if they had nothing else to do, would say, all the time, but it would just be sitting around playing with their cock while watching porn. But is that too much?

There was one guy who said he might masturbate 50 times a day sometimes. He even claimed he would have sex that often. I don’t think he was addicted, I think he was delusional.

So how much is too much? When does a bad habit become elevated to an addiction, when somebody has enough money to pay for rehab? Does the doctor have a new boat now?

I think that most guys with nothing to do will end up masturbating a lot, anyway. Having a woman controlling their orgasms will lead to much more satisfaction for them.

Are you just a compulsive wanker, or are you a sex addict? Svetlana has all kinds of advice for you, much of it very bad. You know I would only ever be a positive influence in your life. A force for the good. You need to call me now.

We had him lay on the table and hooked him up to the fucking machine. I fastened the pump intake to his penis, and started the program. The pump began pumping and the fucking machine began massaging his prostate. The other nurses danced around, naked except for their garter belts, stockings, and spike heels.

The fucking machine speed increased, and fluid began to flow down the tube toward the sperm sample container. One of the nurses sat on his face.

Next thing you know, it was all over. We had our sperm sample. And we had gotten rid of those fluids that were causing pressure to be built up in his sex organs, which had been distracting him from whatever he would have been doing otherwise. Job well done, nurses!

Although the article says it is “offensive” to draw conclusions about penis length from the apparent length of the condoms depicted, I see it as silly, something obvious they should have considered when making the graphic in the first place, especially when they added that juvenile “size matters” link to the full-size pic.

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“do u know what i do ?”

Now, I think that was kind of cryptic, don’t you?

I just had to respond.

Why, have you forgotten? Let us use logic to try to solve the problem for you.

You clearly are not doing phone sex on the Niteflirt platform with this membername. You have not paid the payment mail, so I would guess that you are at the same time intensely curious but mind-numbingly frustrated by the fact that you cannot buy the things you wish to have. Probably you are working for a living and feeling the economic crunch. In fact, you may very well be working two jobs, trying to make ends meet. I know some guys do become flirts, some who are under the impression that they will get extra money from women who will call them, while others are willing to do gay phone sex to support their own phone sex habits.

The fact that you think there is some way I ought to know what you do must be an important clue. Perhaps you are taking calls on Keen as a psychic, and have forgotten that most people do not think they should just know these things about people they have not met.

That must be it. You take calls on Keen as a psychic.

So how are things, Vizzini?

Svetlana

I sent it pay per view.