In the Masturbatorium

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At the femdom fantasy Gold Star Academy of Discipline, our male students are not permitted to masturbate except under the direct supervision of a woman. It falls on the School Nurse to make sure that they are educated in such an important topic. After all, it is partly due to their inability to masturbate effectively that they are here at the school in the first place. The inability to drain themselves properly has resulted in them being in a perpetual state of distraction.

Obviously, we can’t have that.

Therefore, we constructed a special room where this instruction could take place, known as the school Masturbatorium. It is a circular shingled building built next to the Nurse’s office, connected by a walkway to the side entrance of the main building, with a entrance directly through the Nurse’s examining room.

As you walk up, you notice that there are no windows on the outside. We find that being able to look out windows makes it difficult for our males to concentrate. There are, however some narrow panels under the eaves that permit light to enter during the day. This allows us to save energy. Why use electricity for light for something like that?

When you go in through the front entrance, you step into the font hallway. Walk around the barrier and you find yourself in the gallery, where our ladies can go to observe their males taking instruction on the floor. The narrow gallery goes all the way around the floor, rather like a row of seats around an ice arena. Viewers can sit in the comfortable upholstered seating or lean against the railing inobtrusively in the shadows. The males have no way to tell who or how many are watching.

The high ceiling goes to a peak overhead, and there are lights hanging from it.

The interior walls and ceiling are redwood-stained, cozy in the gallery, but impersonal from the rubber-matted floor where the boys kneel during instruction. The floor is 50′ in diameter, so needless to say, we are able to handle all the males we need to be able to fit into the sessions.

Toward the back of the room, through the gallery, are entrances to the washroom, where of course the males wash up afterwards, and the milking room where special needs masturbators are taken care of on a schedule. Inside is a row of tables, each with its own programmable milking machine, of my own design, naturally. We do not even need to unlock their chastity devices when they come in for a session.

So you see our facilities are unequaled. It is only right that we should have the best-designed and outfitted masturbatorium of any femdom academy of academic discipline in the entire country.

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Talk about repressed, get a life!

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Is there anybody out there in the real world that doesn’t think this priest is the most out-of-touch and sexually-repressed person that exists?


The only thing more messed up than him is the embed code for the video, that I had make major modifications to to post in a WordPress blog.
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More Abstinence Education BS

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Once again I must don my Public Health nurse’s cap and take a stand against people who are trying to destroy natural, normal sexual relations in this country (and this world!), like a fetish nurse has nothing else to do with her time.

But here goes: for those of you who have been dying to take on the role of Abstinence Educators and teach the tricky subject of Abstinence in places like church Sunday school, day camp, and public schools, this is the opportunity for you.

An intrepid reporter with this very motivation figured out what it would take (a payment to a website to take a “test”), took the test without even reviewing any materials, and passed. She is now a “Certified Abstinence Educator”—and you can be, too!

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Overcoming abstinence-only education

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As we all know, the most effective abstinence is that which is enforced with a chastity device, by lock and key.

The problem with abstinence as a method of birth control is that it counts on elimination of sexual activity by those who are least able to resist the hormones coursing through their bloodstreams. It pretends that sexual desire is something that teens create for the purpose of inconveniencing their parents, rather than being an instinct intended by nature to guarantee perpetuation of the species in young and fertile specimens.

It does not help that abstinence education teaches that students should not use birth control. That seems to be the only lesson they learn in the class.

So first, let’s take a refreshing look at how one refreshingly honest student views abstinence-only sex education. Click to view the original and see lots of these sad-but-true funny tests.


You can clearly see how it has nurtured and magnified the blackness in his soul.

Now let’s think outside the box. The only abstinence-only program that will work is one that has some effect on reducing the effectiveness of the male part of the couple in convincing the female member to have sex. Finally, the best and brightest minds have looked at what works and come up with recommendations as to what a parent can do to keep their abstinence-educated son from knocking up a abstinence-educated girl.

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Just good common sense

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Nurse is still in the Public Health mode here. You know, of course, that terrible things can happen to you when you listen to your penis talking, or you permit the thought processes of the brain in your skull to be replaced by the lizard instincts of your small brain.

So here is an allegorical tale for you. Of course, in the modern tradition, we can never know how real it is, or if there is any truth to it at all.

Dumbass.

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More on the importance of getting a good night’s sleep

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and the animals we keep that work to prevent this from happening. Too bad the economy prevents so many Americans from buying bigger beds.

Yes, Nurse is in the Public Health mode again. Too tired means bad sex or none at all.

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Getting a good night’s sleep

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Do you feel like you never get a good night’s sleep anymore? Does the memory of waking up feeling well-rested seem a part of the distant past? Have you felt like a sleep clinic might be your only hope?

Do you live with a cat? A little time-lapse essay…

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A guy who wants to be a woman…

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called. He didn’t just want to just dress up as a girl, or pretend to be a girl. He wants to be a woman, to live as a woman all the time.

It’s not like I run a surgical clinic that specializes in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgery. (Well, not in real life, but we surely can fantasize, now can’t we?) So what can I do for a person like that?

I am a fantasy magician. In my presence he became a woman, and I seduced her as another woman. I ran my fingers through her hair, smelling her perfume, and her smelling mine. I felt the warmth of her soft skin on my fingertips, against my cheek, on my lips. I tasted the sweetness of her skin, felt her nipple beginning to stiffen and grow between my lips as I began to suck on it, gently at first, then harder. I know that the nerve endings in the nipples go right to the pussy, so I knew she was getting wet. I could tell how much she was enjoying it from the sound of her breathing, from the little moans coming from her kissable red lips.

My fingers slid down inside her panties, parted her lips, and lightly brushed across her clit. Again she moaned, louder this time. I slid my fingers down to her pussy and slid my middle finger up inside, slippery with her juices. Once, twice, three times, then across to the clit again, rubbing gently at first. As she became more and more aroused, she could not help herself from writhing, from grinding her hips. I slid my finger across her clit faster, and she felt the excitement physically growing in it. Again I slid my hand down to her pussy, and this time put two fingers inside, more rougbly this time. I knew that while I was not touching her clit, the tension in it would be growing, yearning, reaching, begging for my touch.

So when I finally did go back once more, she was ready to explode almost immediately. Such pleasure she had never imagined experiencing with another woman. A slow moan parted from her lips, growing louder as her whole body stiffened and arched. Louder she moaned, then finally a scream that tapered off to a sigh.

I am a woman, I know what a woman’s body wants and needs, and I knew just what she needed at that moment.

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Naughty nurse roleplay

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Please masturbate responsibly

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Not like this guy.

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