Nurse Knows all about you

Nurse is still in the Public Health mode here. You know, of course, that terrible things can happen to you when you listen to your penis talking, or you permit the thought processes of the brain in your skull to be replaced by the lizard instincts of your small brain.

So here is an allegorical tale for you. Of course, in the modern tradition, we can never know how real it is, or if there is any truth to it at all.

Dumbass.

and the animals we keep that work to prevent this from happening. Too bad the economy prevents so many Americans from buying bigger beds.

Yes, Nurse is in the Public Health mode again. Too tired means bad sex or none at all.

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Do you feel like you never get a good night’s sleep anymore? Does the memory of waking up feeling well-rested seem a part of the distant past? Have you felt like a sleep clinic might be your only hope?

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called. He didn’t just want to just dress up as a girl, or pretend to be a girl. He wants to be a woman, to live as a woman all the time.

It’s not like I run a surgical clinic that specializes in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgery. (Well, not in real life, but we surely can fantasize, now can’t we?) So what can I do for a person like that?

I am a fantasy magician. In my presence he became a woman, and I seduced her as another woman. I ran my fingers through her hair, smelling her perfume, and her smelling mine. I felt the warmth of her soft skin on my fingertips, against my cheek, on my lips. I tasted the sweetness of her skin, felt her nipple beginning to stiffen and grow between my lips as I began to suck on it, gently at first, then harder. I know that the nerve endings in the nipples go right to the pussy, so I knew she was getting wet. I could tell how much she was enjoying it from the sound of her breathing, from the little moans coming from her kissable red lips.

My fingers slid down inside her panties, parted her lips, and lightly brushed across her clit. Again she moaned, louder this time. I slid my fingers down to her pussy and slid my middle finger up inside, slippery with her juices. Once, twice, three times, then across to the clit again, rubbing gently at first. As she became more and more aroused, she could not help herself from writhing, from grinding her hips. I slid my finger across her clit faster, and she felt the excitement physically growing in it. Again I slid my hand down to her pussy, and this time put two fingers inside, more rougbly this time. I knew that while I was not touching her clit, the tension in it would be growing, yearning, reaching, begging for my touch.

So when I finally did go back once more, she was ready to explode almost immediately. Such pleasure she had never imagined experiencing with another woman. A slow moan parted from her lips, growing louder as her whole body stiffened and arched. Louder she moaned, then finally a scream that tapered off to a sigh.

I am a woman, I know what a woman’s body wants and needs, and I knew just what she needed at that moment.

What do you need? Call me!

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They sold what is apparently a real antique vampire-killer kit. It doesn’t look like it was used at all. Probably it was made as a collector’s item. Well, hopefully. In any case, real vampires were probably pretty scarce.

I’m a little suspicious, since everything isn’t original. The garlic in particular does not look hundreds of years old, now does it?

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A nice little business card design. You can see how the circumciser hangs his poster on trees, etc, and people walking by who need his service can tear off the cards, which come with the foreskin. What a good design!

Nurse Svetlana sometimes sees a public health story that is so important that she needs to comment on it.

They did finally admit that the problem wasn’t that he was having sex all the time. No, it had to do with porn or masturbation.

So first of all, I would question whether the term used should even be “sex” addiction. I think there is a huge difference between having so much sex with people that it interferes with living your normal life and masturbating. Because, it is normal to masturbate sometimes.

They’re not going to give us numbers here, of course. But I wonder how often they think is too much. I know I occasionally hear a guy say he masturbates 4 times a day. Guys like that, if you ask them how much they would masturbate if they had nothing else to do, would say, all the time, but it would just be sitting around playing with their cock while watching porn. But is that too much?

There was one guy who said he might masturbate 50 times a day sometimes. He even claimed he would have sex that often. I don’t think he was addicted, I think he was delusional.

So how much is too much? When does a bad habit become elevated to an addiction, when somebody has enough money to pay for rehab? Does the doctor have a new boat now?

I think that most guys with nothing to do will end up masturbating a lot, anyway. Having a woman controlling their orgasms will lead to much more satisfaction for them.

Are you just a compulsive wanker, or are you a sex addict? Svetlana has all kinds of advice for you, much of it very bad. You know I would only ever be a positive influence in your life. A force for the good. You need to call me now.