Nurse Knows all about you

I got an email from a guy I had never heard of before. He had clicked the “respond without paying” button on a $5 payment mail, instead of paying it of course. The only text was:

“do u know what i do ?”

Now, I think that was kind of cryptic, don’t you?

I just had to respond.

Why, have you forgotten? Let us use logic to try to solve the problem for you.

You clearly are not doing phone sex on the Niteflirt platform with this membername. You have not paid the payment mail, so I would guess that you are at the same time intensely curious but mind-numbingly frustrated by the fact that you cannot buy the things you wish to have. Probably you are working for a living and feeling the economic crunch. In fact, you may very well be working two jobs, trying to make ends meet. I know some guys do become flirts, some who are under the impression that they will get extra money from women who will call them, while others are willing to do gay phone sex to support their own phone sex habits.

The fact that you think there is some way I ought to know what you do must be an important clue. Perhaps you are taking calls on Keen as a psychic, and have forgotten that most people do not think they should just know these things about people they have not met.

That must be it. You take calls on Keen as a psychic.

So how are things, Vizzini?

Svetlana

I sent it pay per view.

I made this recording a long time ago. It was only available on Niteflirt as a recorded listing, and was rather lost there. I have rewritten and rerecorded it with vastly improved sound effects. Feel free to request the sound effect of the milking machine during a call.

Yeah, the guy with the blackmail pictures on the Mistress’s site is back. He is back, and the photos have apparently never left. Kind of makes you go “hmm…” eh?

He’s got some pretty funny videos on on rude.com now. They are worth starting an account there just to watch them.

But that is not really what I am writing about. I am writing because he has a castration fantasy. He would like to have not only his balls removed, but also his cock. As I am a fantasy fetish nurse, this is something that I would like to do for him. It is my specialty.

This story is for you, Ross.

That he is gay. he had no idea until a few days ago in the gym. There he was sitting on the bench after his shower. Another guy, a big, hairy guy, walked up to him, dropped his towel and told him to kiss his cock.

Well of course he did. Because he is gay. He looked at that cock with a sense of beauty and wonderment that he had never experienced in the presence of women. The fact is that he has a teeny weenie peenie that wasn’t designed to pleasure a woman anyway. He has always known he was meant to suck cock, he just never allowed himself to become aware of it.

I could tell just by the sound of his voice, and I’m sure that anyone who meets him can tell, too, especially that guy who told him to kiss his cock.

What to do about it? Next time he sees that big, hairy guy in the gym, better let him know you want to suck his cock.

Yes, he’s into hair removal. He’s totally thrilled to see my own shaved head. It’s such a turnon for him because he’s completely denuded, too, right down to the eyebrows. He even uses Nair to remove the hair on his head, to give his scalp that soft, silky look.

I actually only shave my head once a month or so, after letting it grow out into a crew cut, unless I’ve got a special occasion I want to be bald for. By the time it gets about that long, the feeling comes over me and I just do it. Lots of people are suddenly seized by the feeling that they must cut their hair. That’s my limit. One-half inch.

He wanted to know if I ever grow it long. Nope. As I said, if I wanted my hair long, it’s much easier to go with a wig than to wait for YEARS for it to grow out. I couldn’t wait that long. I would have to get it cut after just a month. No choice, really.

Of course, like any counselor, I had to discuss his problem with him in detail before I could make suggestions. How else could I be sure that the advice I gave would be sufficiently bad?

And this was a guy who really needed bad advice. Not just a loser, but a loser. A guy who wears leotards to aerobics class. All the time. What kind of man is that? Not one at all.

He wasn’t even able to successfully put money in his account without being disconnected. And when he called me back, he couldn’t even call back on the same line. The one where I’m supposed to tell him he’s gay and scream at him what a sissy faggot whore his is, and how he was born to be on his knees in front of real men with real cocks, who would use and abuse him as he deserved. I did it anyway.

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Those high heels just make his cock so hard. It’s not just my heels, or the other nurses’ heels, though. It’s the heels he is wearing when he comes into the Masturbatorium for his session. The shoes are either white or red 6″ leather pumps. He takes off all his clothes and prances around the Masturbatorium like that, his cock getting harder and harder. Finally it reaches the point where we tie him to the examining table. We hook his cock up to the pump, which will pump away the fluids into a sample container while massaging the head. Then we set up the fucking machine, make adjustments, and turn it all on.

There’s not a male who could withstand such a procedure. It is excellent for taking away the distraction of fluids built up in the sex organs, which is, after all, the bane of a male’s existence.

Call now, and we will hook you right up for your treatment!

Unlicensed Sex Therapist Svetlana has a spanking listing.

If you call the spanking listing, I’m sure it must mean that you have done something very bad, for which you must be punished. Nurse will certainly find an excuse to punish you, to spank you until your bottom is pink with red stripes.

But it’s not just a matter of punishment alone. We need to provide you with a punishment that has some staying power, and a good red-bottom spanking can be just what you need to jump start your motivation to work on your behavioral plan.

Nurse Svetlana just had a spanking play call, and she and her client had a lot of fun.

I don’t know what it is, but something about the naughty unlicensed sex therapist seems to be touching a chord with the fellas. I had a call this evening from a guy who was looking to make some improvement in his behavior. Like so many men who come to visit the unlicensed sex therapist, he is a slacker, badly behaved. He has never had any particular luck in relationships, and he was wondering if regular spankings might help.

You bet they would. Of course we would need to make a behavior plan, just like they do for little kids in school. But that’s all right. It’s probably about the same maturity level. You track their behavior against the plan and mete out punisments or rewards. The only difference is, the big boys get spanked hard, sometimes until they cry. I wouldn’t want it to be so light that it didn’t remain a reminder of what they should and should not be doing.

You need to visit my office soon. I know that because Nurse knows you.

You know it, too.