Nurse knows all about you

I woke up to find 5 bulk emails of the spam variety in my inbox from a flirt I had never heard of. The title of all of them was

“be lucky to see that , call yourSelf A sugarBitch and be proud to enjoy that movie,”

which is kind of weird and incomprehensible, since “sugarBitch” is definitely not something I call myself. Since my specialty of late seems to be castration, I doubt many of my customers would see me as that, either. I suppose that a 1 in 5 chance of actually getting the video might be considered “luck” by some….

He had clicked at least one of my buttons (the Pathetic Male Game), which put me on his mailing list. So he decided that I would want to see a video of him playing with his pathetic weewee enough to spend $23.99 on a video of just that.

The problem was that the mails were sent up wrong. The first two were pay-to-views ror $20. There was no video attached. The third actually had the video attached, and was priced at $23.99. The last two were payment requests, with the message text “email the King if u like that ! ,”

Did I say I find it annoying when flirts spam me? Although I do think it’s funny that someone would not care that his customers would know he couldn’t set up payment mails properly and only got it right 1 out of 5 times.

I sent an email giving the project a FAIL rating.

He sent me back a reply:

dont tell me what is good or bad:) im better than u trust me /

and about those payments is niteflirt who mess all

thankx for warning

Uh, right. Niteflirt’s fault you fucked up. Sure. At least I know how to spell and make ptv’s that work. And had a huge night selling them without having to spam other flirts.

A lot of masturbation addicts call me to have a little chat in which I tell them they are gay, or GAY! as I put it. Some of them are straight and some are bi. All of them, yes, are masturbation addicts. I describe to them the the tell-tale signs that everyone else has long recognized. Yes, they are the only ones who think that it is a secret that they are GAY!

All in good fun.

Who knows why someone would want that particular form of humiliation, or any type of humiliation, for that matter?

You can call me to discuss it in a gay humiliation phone sex session and I will laugh at you, because yes, You are GAY just for thinking about other men’s cocks.

I even have a gay humiliation mp3 recording on sale through Niteflirt, too.

In this case, not necessarily for having sex.

They must have removed the video, so I will give a quick summary of what it was. This guy apparently spent years injecting his genitals with silicone and turning them into a giant shapeless blob which can’t be used to fuck anymore.

But he is satisfied, because it was his goal to be different, and his genitals are certainly different from anybody else’s.

That’s for sure.

Seriously. There’s a big problem with the marketing research these people have done.

Don’t forget to click through the video when you are done to see more of his video reviews of hilariously inappropriate toys and candies.

The whole slideshow

This photo was submitted to Digg.com. Hardly anybody understood what was going on. They thought he should break up with her, except for the guy who said he pays “good money” for this.

Are you A Niteflirt member who is missing Niteflirt? Did you finally find the Niteflirt site only to learn nothing but that it is going to be down for a while? Are you getting desperate to speak to your favorite Niteflirt girl, or maybe just to surf the Niteflirt category indexes?

Here’s the deal: Niteflirt has decided to completely redo www.niteflirt.com from the bottom up. The interface will stay mostly the same, at least for now, though there will be (besides bugs) some features that are conspicuously absent.

The issue is that www.niteflirt.com is no longer the Niteflirt URL you need to go to log in. The URL you need to go to is beta.niteflirt.com.

Last week when Niteflirt customer service told us we could take calls but Niteflirt wasn’t going to tell customers about the site, a few girls who had (more or less against the rules) collected emails and chatID’s for their customers managed to contact them and get them onto the site. For the rest of us, Niteflirt management told us we could invite select Niteflirt customers onto the site.

Without contact information, there was no way to reach our favorite Niteflirt customers. Niteflirt email no longer forwards text to outside recipients, so there was no way to get the URL to them.

So what could I do? I posted this info in several blogs. Then today I changed my Niteflirt membername to “Try beta dot niteflirt dot com”, so anyone who read the subject title would have a chance of finding the new Niteflirt site.

And I had an occasional Niteflirt customer who found the blog post by searching on my Niteflirt membername, who also was able to tell me during a call that he got the email!

We talked… well okay, he’s always a fun call. He puts on a Russian accent and we talk about him training for the stroking Olympics. We talked about all the different events he would have to train for.

Okay, now you can call me. KTHXBAI. Its busy, so skip the button and just go to beta.niteflirt.com and click one of those callbuttons right there on that homepage. Yup, that means you!

Talk to you soon.

The site has been down and under construction for days. I’m out of town for a while, so I can only work part time. But it’s time for you to log in and see if you can get the site to work for you. My old buttons won’t be working until I fix them (after I get home), but you can either log in at beta.niteflirt.com or by clicking this button:

And a cute little video to get you in the mood.

Not just black, but why usually make them out of a heavier-weight lycra/spandex than tops.

So now you know. So if it ever comes up, buy the heavy black ones, the ones that aren’t so shiny.

Aw, c’mon. You know you wanted a closeup.

What can you say?