You know you should call me. You need to speak with me. I have a sexy voice that guys say is hypnotic, and once you hear it, you will want to obey. You will need to obey me. You have no choice.

Okay, that’s what I tell guys who are slaves at heart. You may be looking for enslavement. But perhaps what you are looking for is a guided masturbation session, with a little tease and denial thrown in for good measure. The explosion is much more powerful when you have a woman controlling you, keeping you from rushing through the experience. The school masturbatorium is set up for these needs our students have.


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I now am offering services as an unlicensed sex therapist. Some of my advice is very bad. It may even ruin your life. You should be more careful who you listen to…

If you bring your wife for counseling, I may end up seducing her. Or I may tell your wife that you need to be castrated.

I may tell you that you are gay.

Call me!